Dudpakbellbot is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, amazing meerkat.

Dudpakbellbot created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Dudpakbellbot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dudpakbellbot, it will turn you into a slug.

Dudpakbellbot's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dudpakbellbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Dudpakbellbot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed lots of lemons to badgers while wearing indigo skirts.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not eat wheat.