Barnwanpad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, conceited crow.

Barnwanpad created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Barnwanpad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Barnwanpad, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Barnwanpad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Barnwanpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must pray to Barnwanpad eight times a day.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Never feed lots of tomatoes to pigs while wearing yellow shirts.