Nakgofnut is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet wren.

Nakgofnut created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakgofnut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nakgofnut, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nakgofnut's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nakgofnut's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Never talk about dark matter near tapirs while wearing brown shoes.

4. Never bounce near grasshopers.

5. You must love Nakgofnut.