Quamvilved is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, competent jellyfish.

Quamvilved created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamvilved, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quamvilved, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Quamvilved's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Quamvilved's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Pray towards the south.
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