Venbintik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate ant.

Venbintik created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Venbintik, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Venbintik, it will curse you with boils.

Venbintik's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Venbintik's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Venbintik on top of important buildings.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Never feed bananas to frogs while wearing mauve hats.