Venbintik is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate
ant.
Venbintik created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Venbintik, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Venbintik, it will curse you with boils.
Venbintik's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Venbintik's Holy Commandments1. Always wear purple.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Venbintik on top of important buildings.
4. Do not wear iron on your body.
5. Never feed bananas to frogs while wearing mauve hats.