Wegyarplan Cemvinhom is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish sheep.

Wegyarplan Cemvinhom created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Wegyarplan Cemvinhom, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wegyarplan Cemvinhom, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wegyarplan Cemvinhom's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Wegyarplan Cemvinhom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Worship no other gods but Wegyarplan Cemvinhom.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must pray to Wegyarplan Cemvinhom seven times a day.