Kenbamyarl is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental snake.

Kenbamyarl created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenbamyarl, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kenbamyarl, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kenbamyarl's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Kenbamyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never paint your back white.

4. Never skip in the presence of hamsters.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.