Labmutont is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, intelligent duck.

Labmutont created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labmutont, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Labmutont, she will destroy your home planet.

Labmutont's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Labmutont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about optics near tapirs while wearing purple shoes and balancing six platinum spheres on your face.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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