Sterfatfab Fublanbep is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, quiet skunk.

Sterfatfab Fublanbep created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterfatfab Fublanbep, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sterfatfab Fublanbep, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Sterfatfab Fublanbep's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Sterfatfab Fublanbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never laugh near gulls.