Ominlidvol is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful capybara.

Ominlidvol created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominlidvol, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ominlidvol, she will turn you into a mouse.

Ominlidvol's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ominlidvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

3. You must love Ominlidvol.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.