Jantarpwon is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, intelligent hyena.

Jantarpwon created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Jantarpwon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jantarpwon, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Jantarpwon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Jantarpwon's Holy Commandments

1. Jantarpwon loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Worship no other gods but Jantarpwon.

4. Always wear green.

5. Never talk about galaxies.