Canfagnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust crocodile.

Canfagnurl created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Canfagnurl, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Canfagnurl, it will turn you into a dog.

Canfagnurl's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Canfagnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help sick dogs.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.