Yatratquarthub is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, thoughtless fish.

Yatratquarthub created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatratquarthub, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yatratquarthub, it will cry a lot.

Yatratquarthub's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yatratquarthub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not take Yatratquarthub's name in vain.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.