Legyamdoss is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak shark.

Legyamdoss created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Legyamdoss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Legyamdoss, she will be very unhappy.

Legyamdoss' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Legyamdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not cook food in pots.