Liggepnib is a god.

He takes the form of a large, dishonourable pig.

Liggepnib created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Liggepnib, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Liggepnib, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Liggepnib's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Liggepnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.