Dagnelgup is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent capybara.

Dagnelgup created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Dagnelgup, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dagnelgup, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dagnelgup's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dagnelgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Never sing near dogs.

5. Never play with disobedient children.