Bodbadyat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, able spider.

Bodbadyat created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodbadyat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bodbadyat, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bodbadyat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bodbadyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never feed lots of parsnips to shrews while wearing mauve boots.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Always help otters in need.