Rapgebhab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient owl.

Rapgebhab created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapgebhab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rapgebhab, she will throw large rocks at you.

Rapgebhab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Rapgebhab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rapgebhab.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

4. Never mention swans.

5. Do not listen to music.