Pangrattail is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, stupid mouse.

Pangrattail created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangrattail, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pangrattail, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pangrattail's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Pangrattail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not kill snails.

4. Never feed limes to nematodes while wearing stockings.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.