Ligtapbap is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, charitable wolf.

Ligtapbap created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligtapbap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ligtapbap, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Ligtapbap's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Ligtapbap's Holy Commandments

1. Ligtapbap must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not take Ligtapbap's name in vain.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.