Kinluncib is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful crane.

Kinluncib created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinluncib, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kinluncib, he will turn you into a rock.

Kinluncib's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kinluncib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. Do not take Kinluncib's name in vain.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near tortoises while wearing violet coats and balancing five aluminium spheres on your neck.