Sterjaptar Cumvaddap is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous
swallow.
Sterjaptar Cumvaddap created tapeworms nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sterjaptar Cumvaddap, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Sterjaptar Cumvaddap, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Sterjaptar Cumvaddap's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Sterjaptar Cumvaddap's Holy Commandments1. Never wear blue trousers.
2. Erect six silicon sculptures of Sterjaptar Cumvaddap on top of important buildings.
3. Never wear coats.
4. Do not skip in public.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.