Vidflagfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, prudent grasshopper.

Vidflagfeb created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidflagfeb, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vidflagfeb, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Vidflagfeb's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Vidflagfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.