Vabtarplooptarp is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, self-confident
crane.
Vabtarplooptarp created humanity four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vabtarplooptarp, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Vabtarplooptarp, he will turn you into a snail.
Vabtarplooptarp's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Vabtarplooptarp's Holy Commandments1. Never look at black holes.
2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Feed all hungry badgers.
5. Never paint your neck white.