Gantargkar is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, prudent capybara.

Gantargkar created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gantargkar, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gantargkar, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gantargkar's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gantargkar's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not hurt horses.