Zagflowstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating warg.

Zagflowstrag created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagflowstrag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zagflowstrag, he will refuse to believe in you.

Zagflowstrag's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Zagflowstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.