Tanrowbed Ruttyarbabren is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-confident camel.

Tanrowbed Ruttyarbabren created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanrowbed Ruttyarbabren, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tanrowbed Ruttyarbabren, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Tanrowbed Ruttyarbabren's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tanrowbed Ruttyarbabren's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never look at asteroids.