Madingjig is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, competent dugong.

Madingjig created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madingjig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Madingjig, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Madingjig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Madingjig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three snails approach from the south.

2. Never look at planets.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Learn five new languages a year.