Wittitneg is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable clam.

Wittitneg created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wittitneg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wittitneg, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Wittitneg's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Wittitneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wittitneg.