Raglibjop Benflaglist is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, smart hamster.

Raglibjop Benflaglist created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raglibjop Benflaglist, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Raglibjop Benflaglist, he will turn you into a sheep.

Raglibjop Benflaglist's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Raglibjop Benflaglist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always obey Raglibjop Benflaglist's priests.

3. Put Raglibjop Benflaglist first in all things.

4. Never paint your arms brown.

5. Always help sick snakes.