Megsinvil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced horse.

Megsinvil created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megsinvil, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Megsinvil, he will ignore you.

Megsinvil's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Megsinvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Hide if three manatees approach from the north.