Gubveendiss is a god.
He takes the form of a large, amazing
pigeon.
Gubveendiss created a photon nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gubveendiss, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Gubveendiss, he will ignore you.
Gubveendiss' most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Gubveendiss' Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.
2. Never think ill of sick eagles.
3. Never talk about moths.
4. Hide if four squirrels approach from the north.
5. Do not stand on grass.