Gubveendiss is a god.

He takes the form of a large, amazing pigeon.

Gubveendiss created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubveendiss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gubveendiss, he will ignore you.

Gubveendiss' most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gubveendiss' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Hide if four squirrels approach from the north.

5. Do not stand on grass.