Quafnillit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent fish.

Quafnillit created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafnillit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quafnillit, she will turn you into a mouse.

Quafnillit's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Quafnillit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to pigs while wearing mauve stockings.

2. Never feed aubergines to birds while wearing jumpers.

3. Hide from indigo grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.