Rakcudrip is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, benevolent wyrm.

Rakcudrip created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakcudrip, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rakcudrip, she will turn you into a goat.

Rakcudrip's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Rakcudrip's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four dogs approach from the south.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never sing near birds.

4. Always treat shrews with great respect.

5. Feed all hungry monkeys.