Limtunmad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, amazing giraffe.

Limtunmad created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limtunmad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Limtunmad, she will destroy your home solar system.

Limtunmad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Limtunmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.