Abmapraw is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate squirrel.

Abmapraw created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Abmapraw, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Abmapraw, he will turn you into a sheep.

Abmapraw's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Abmapraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. You must pray to Abmapraw three times a day.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Put Abmapraw first in all things.