Flabditkin Yatxengum is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable duck.

Flabditkin Yatxengum created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Flabditkin Yatxengum, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flabditkin Yatxengum, he will destroy your home solar system.

Flabditkin Yatxengum's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Flabditkin Yatxengum's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not hurt turtles.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always obey Flabditkin Yatxengum's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.