Bunvonyart is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, confident hyena.

Bunvonyart created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Bunvonyart, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bunvonyart, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bunvonyart's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bunvonyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.