Kadtaptar is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish
dolphin.
Kadtaptar created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kadtaptar, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Kadtaptar, it will be very sad.
Kadtaptar's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Kadtaptar's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Kadtaptar nine times a day.
2. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.