Buggunbopfasgod is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, kind rhinoceros.

Buggunbopfasgod created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Buggunbopfasgod, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Buggunbopfasgod, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Buggunbopfasgod's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Buggunbopfasgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Buggunbopfasgod.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.