Henminzed is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair pig.

Henminzed created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henminzed, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Henminzed, it will remove you from existence.

Henminzed's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Henminzed's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. You must pray to Henminzed nine times a day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not keep seven squirrels in a large pit.