Vilpagflam is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, humane horse.

Vilpagflam created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilpagflam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vilpagflam, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vilpagflam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vilpagflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink coats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not hurt nematodes.