Shavgod is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic parrot.

Shavgod created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavgod, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Shavgod, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Shavgod's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Shavgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always treat goats with great respect.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Do not listen to music.