Bestbonkfigsab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, dishonest mink.

Bestbonkfigsab created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestbonkfigsab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bestbonkfigsab, he will send you a sign.

Bestbonkfigsab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bestbonkfigsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Run away from fawn monkeys, for they are unholy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.