Wiglabtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, wise raccoon.

Wiglabtonk created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiglabtonk, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wiglabtonk, it will turn you into a rock.

Wiglabtonk's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wiglabtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to birds while wearing pink tights.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about dark energy near sharks while wearing indigo shirts and balancing four gold spheres on your back.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always treat rats with great respect.