Fentarpas Daplamfat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest walrus.

Fentarpas Daplamfat created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fentarpas Daplamfat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fentarpas Daplamfat, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fentarpas Daplamfat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Fentarpas Daplamfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.