Safdisscuss Zangenpas is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring horse.

Safdisscuss Zangenpas created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Safdisscuss Zangenpas, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Safdisscuss Zangenpas, she will think nothing of it.

Safdisscuss Zangenpas' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Safdisscuss Zangenpas' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine capybaras approach from the west.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Always take life seriously.