Lipstighim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional goose.

Lipstighim created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipstighim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lipstighim, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lipstighim's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Lipstighim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Lipstighim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not take Lipstighim's name in vain.