Jarnarnxemdindublib is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, two-faced toad.

Jarnarnxemdindublib created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Jarnarnxemdindublib, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jarnarnxemdindublib, she will refuse to believe in you.

Jarnarnxemdindublib's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Jarnarnxemdindublib's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never paint your back blue.

5. Never mention doves.