Stafnellnarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, generous wren.

Stafnellnarl created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafnellnarl, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stafnellnarl, he will destroy your home planet.

Stafnellnarl's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Stafnellnarl's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stafnellnarl.

3. Never talk about spacetime near whales while wearing yellow tights.

4. Never skip near sharks.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.